Deep breath work, I'm pretty sure I've said it before. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make him change his mind. And his "friend". I don't have to leave if I don't WANT to leave! It's my house too, and Jared is MY human. I couldn't even leave if I wanted to.
Jared hang on, I'm not done writing yet! Of course I told you that before, don't you ever LISTEN?
He doesn't listen. Proven fact. Like I never TOLD him I couldn't leave once we'd Linked! Links are unbreakable! Now he's glaring at me. Serves him right. But I can't leave so HA. Take THAT meanies!
Now you probably all want to know what "Linking" means. I'll tell you some other time, being mad makes me tired.