Alsar!

I met a faerie boy! *dances* :D He's really cute. His name is Alsar, and I'm pretty sure he's SO nice. Mwa ha ha... I'm excited.

That was really short. I'm pretty sure I should say something else.

Um.... Uh....

I like Alsar. :D But I'm pretty sure I need to play hard to get. I'm going too easy on him. Hee. This will be fun. *flies off*

And this has been Mira, who is thrilled to have a boy to torment... *eyeroll*

~Jared/Mira

Mwa ha ha!

I have returned! That's right, I came back. Jared finally let me write something! I don't know what to say! Ahhhh!!!!

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I'm excited to have my blog back. :D Do you like my new look? Isn't it awesome? I'm pretty sure it was fun designing it. I wanna design blog stuff now. I can be famous!

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No, pretty sure that would be boring. Hm... what should I talk about? I know! I'm gonna make Jared write a story about me. Not just one where I'm like, one of the most important characters, like he's writing now--one where I'm the main character. Oh yeah. It'll be awesome. 'Cause I'm awesome. And everything I do is awesome! But... he doesn't know when he can start it. I'm pretty sure he should forget about his other stories he's writing and do mine. What do you say? I need support!

Oh! Just a couple days ago, I got to hang out with another faerie. Her name is Cheri, and we're great friends now! We went to Jared's karate dojo, and he told us to explore outside 'cause he didn't want us to accidentally burn the place down. I'm pretty sure he has no idea how insulting that was. Me and Cheri, burn down a building? We would never dream of it! Well... except... we did light a fire inside the wall 'cause we found a hole and there was a mouse. I hate mice! I don't know why some faeries think they're cute. I'm pretty sure it's weird. Anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah. Well... me and Cheri had lots of fun. :D We flew aaaall over the dojo and snuck up on people and listened to conversations. And I thought I saw a faerie boy! There's waaaaay not enough boys around here. And most of 'em seem to have girlfriends already. *pout* Are there any lonely faerie boys out there? :D

~ Mira

The Story

Okay, so the story I tried to tell in the last post before Jared kicked me off. Pretty sure... he's annoying. Well anyway. The story. :D

So it was... a while ago, I dunno exactly how long. But I was in this city I don't remember the name of, taking a nap 'cause I'd been flying all day. And these big ugly humans (wait, aren't most humans big and ugly?) snatched me and put me in a cage! This um, happened to my mom, a long time ago, and... and bad stuff happened.

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Anyway. So they took me and stuffed me in a cage. I'm pretty sure I hate cages. They're evil awful nasty things! Ugh. They kept me locked up for--I don't even know how long. It was a really really bad time. They hurt me. And forced me to fight other faeries. And, and... why did I decide to tell this story? It's an awful story! I hate it!

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Ugh. Why do I always get so... so upset when I try and remember things? Pretty sure it's annoying. I can't ever tell cool stories 'cause I always start crying! Okay okay, I'm gonna try to finish....

So they kept me locked up and made me do... bad things. But I escaped of course, else I wouldn't be here. And I'm pretty sure the escape is the best part of the story. Of course it is! The rest is just... just depressing and I hate it. Anyway, I escaped 'cause a bunch of Bloodbound girls rode in on their monster-things and beat up the humans. It was awesome. Really. Awesome. They knocked my cage on the ground and it smashed, and I got out. Then I went and stuck needles into the stupid evil human who kept me locked up. Heh. We got 'im good. He won't be hurting any more faeries. But I still--

Never mind. That was an awful story. Sorry. I'm... pretty sure I'm not very happy today.

~ Mira

Life Is Good

Nothing to report. I'm pretty sure my life is good right now... but it could always use more action. And weird people. And cool stuff. But hey! At least no one wants to kill me right now. :D

Jared drew another picture of me--that makes six! And this one is awesome. He says it's his favorite so far. I love it! I'm pretty sure I look really cute in it.

I... need something to talk about. Hm. I wanna go on an adventure. Pretty sure that would be fun... and way more interesting than the normal boringness that is my life. But Jared is busy, I need someone else to adventure with. Maybe Antella... or... hey! Cantabile! I could ask her! Oh yeah. I'll ask her.

Now that's decided... and I still need something to talk about.

Uh....

I know! No wait. I think... well I guess I could tell a story. I'll tell you about that one time, in that one place, when I did that thing with those guys. Oh yeah. Great story. So. Pretty sure... it starts there... or is it there... Hm. Hang on. Thinking.

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Okay got it. :D Well one time these guys tried to lock me up in a cage and sell me. I--AW! I don't want to be done! Sorry guys, Jared says it's time to get off the computer.... Gr. Pretty sure I hate sharing. Anyway... I'll tell the story in my next post, 'k?

~ Mira

I Have Returned

Hi!

Sorry it's been so long since my last post, I'm pretty sure Jared doesn't know how to share the computer. I also (I know, shocking) haven't been able to think of anything to say. So um... I'm just gonna talk about what's happened in my (boring) life since my last post, 'k?

Well my story (the story NAMED after me :D ) was started. Yeah. I'm in it. Um. I'm pretty sure that was really profound. See, I'm not allowed to say much about it! But I can say that I showed up in my awesome cloud-of-shadow thingy, and then I Linked to Gryffi and I follow him around everywhere. I'm pretty sure it's so weird doing this double life thing... 'Cause I'm Linked to Jared in "real" life, but in my story I'm Linked to Gryffi. And I like, have two different lives. I get confused. But at least Jared and Gryffi aren't totally opposites... 'cause that would be even worse.

Hm. I'm pretty sure I'm rambling now. Well what else could I talk about? I peeked out the outline for my story. :D That's right, I know what's gonna happen. I'm awesome, pretty sure you can't deny it. But uh... I don't like what's gonna happen. I don't like it at all. Jared is the dumbest, most annoying, most dirty and mean, most ugly, stupid, nasty author on the plan--JARED STOP! I'm not done yet!

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Okay I'm back, he actually.... flicked me away from the keyboard! This is MY blog, pretty sure I should be allowed to say anything I want! Anyway. Where was I? Uh.... Right. Jared's lousy "plan" for my story. I'm not allowed to say anything else about it though. See how controlling he is? He's rolling his eyes at me. Hmmph. I'm supposed to insult him, friends always insult each other. Hear (read?) that?

Aaaanyway. What do I do now? I wanna ramble.... I'm pretty sure I never get the computer this long.... Oh! I went to a concert with Jared earlier. It was SO loud. But I had SO much fun! I flew around all over the place and bugged people and stole things and--Jared says I was being very immature. PHOOEY! Oh then there was that time, when I flew up to that annoying singer guy's ear and pulled on it... Pretty sure that was SO funny. He almost fell over! I made him forget his lines. Hee. Oh then I found some other girls (two Rose faeries and this one creepy Bloodbound girl who was actually really nice) and we went around swarming people and we stole a plate of nachos and ate the whole thing. I felt sick. Then I sat on Jared's shoulder burping all the way home. But he didn't notice 'cause--no he says he did notice. Hmmph.

Anyway. I'm pretty sure I like concerts now. :D Um... now what? No wait, Jared says it's time for me to go... Gr. Pretty sure... never mind. I'll try post soonish, 'k?

~ Mira

Linking

Okay first off, I'm pretty sure I'm safe for now. That was a close one....

Second off, I'm in a good mood today. :D

Third off.... well I told you I'd tell you about Linking, didn't I? I'm pretty sure I did. A couple something posts ago. So yeah.... Linking is when a faerie bonds herself to a human (boy faeries can't do it, weirdos). It's um... yeah. That's basically what it is. But there's lots of different Links in my world. They're like... magic spells or something. To put it in terms you can understand. They do stuff like make it so you can't go over water without an offering, and other stuff like holding the world in orbit. I'm pretty sure.... I don't understand them. But yeah. Us faeries can Link to humans, we're like the only ones who can actually make Links. And when we Link, we can't break the Link. I'm pretty sure there's only one guy who can do that....

I'm gonna try and think of more stuff to say and post here more often, really I will. I'm pretty sure I will. Probably. :D

~ Mira

In Fear For My Life

I almost died today.

That's right. I nearly DIED!

Someone tried to assassinate me with a bomb. I'm pretty sure I barely got out of there alive.... But don't worry, I'm still here so you can still read my blog. :D

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I'm pretty sure I'm totally freaking out. AHHHHHHH!!!!! No there wasn't another bomb. I needed to scream. Actually I screamed a lot when the bomb went off. But but but... it reminded me of something. Agh, now... now...

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I need to get out of here I need to hide I need to run or something or I don't know someone please help me please help please....

~ Mira